Does Anyone Remember…

I’m a faithful reader of the smut on ASSTR.org, as well as the stories posted on Alt.com and similar sites. A few years ago I read an incredibly hot story that I think was posted on ASSTR, but I’m unable to find it, even doing a pretty detailed search via Google. Maybe someone else remembers it, and can point me to a link? As best I remember it…

The story featured a woman who met up with a dominant guy. They drove to a store where he bought a box of pens or pencils, then made her stick them in her pussy, one by one, slowly stretching her out. At another point in the story, he put an inflatible ball of some sort (maybe a football) into her cunt and inflated it. Toward the end of the story he pierced and padlocked her pussy, then left without contacting her for a month or two. The story was a bit extreme, but very hot, and I’d love to read it again!

If anyone can supply me with a link, I’d be very grateful!

These Are a Few of My Favorite Things

I love my Smartballs. Some compare these to ben wa balls, which is an accurate comparison. It’s two interconnected balls, which almost look like a figure 8. Within each silicone ball is a second ball that rolls around as you move. Smartballs are about the diameter of an average cock (or maybe a little thicker), so I love to slip one or both into my pussy while masturbating.

Although a lot of people have (and love!) the Hitachi Magic Wand, I own a Wahl Coil, which does a great job. One advantage it has over the Hitachi is that the Wahl has removable attachments. When I want to hit my g-spot, the curved g-spot attachment is amazing! The model I have (which is probably 5 years old) has two speeds, and the low speed is very intense. I rarely, if ever, turn it on high for direct clit stimulation.

A good bullet vibe is a must-have in my book. I need a lot of clitorial stimulation to orgasm, and often it cna be difficult to hold a bigger vibrator on my clit when in some chest-to-chest positions. The bullet vibe is much easier to hold on my clit. (Unfortunately, this isn’t the exact bullet vibe I use, and I can’t seem to find my favorite online any more. I hope it’s still being manufactured because it’s the perfect combo of intense vibrations in a relatively quiet machine.)

Rechargable batteries are a must! If you have a fondness for battery-operated vibrators, or if you own a digital camera, rechargeable batteries will save a ton of money (and help the environment). I own a charger that holds both AA and AAA batteries, and now use them in all of my remote controls, toys, electric razors and cameras.

What are a few of your favorite things?

A Horny Start to the New Year

Seven.

I’ve already masturbated seven times in 2007. Usually I’m a once-a-day masturbator. But I had a masturbation drought in the of 2006, which I’d attribute to a combination of having my period and being out of town.

I Love…My G-Spot

I’ve mentioned in other posts that I have this geeky side. When I get curious about something–anything–I’ll read and research it ’til I’ve fully satisfied my quest for knowledge. (As a boyfriend once told me, “I’ve never known anyone who was such a repository of random trivia.”) I can remember when I was a horse-crazy adolescent girl, I checked out every book on horses in the library. Needless to say, I love the internet. On an almost daily basis, I’m searching for information on some random topic that’s caught my attention.

What does this have to do with my g-spot, you ask?

Guy #3 (This is Where Things Start to Get Hot)

My first date with Guy #3 almost never happened…but I’m glad it did. Our correspondence was drawn-out, and intermittent. Work, life and personal obligations kept us both busy and distracted, and threatened to kill whatever momentum we might have had on email. Our start-and-stop emails continued for a few weeks until we finally made a date.

And then I almost didn’t go through with it.